I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
(via joannatheho)
(via shortkiddeepvoice)
I only listen to like 50% of the music on my computer but I can’t bring myself to delete the other stuff because I’m always like, wait what if I want to listen to it… and it wont be there.
HAHAHAHA =))
(Source: t0trixieandreptile, via joannatheho)
i am dreading the first day of school.
that awkward first lunch where you look around and don’t see anyone you know for a while so you just kinda sit around until you see someone lol
im just an awkward soul okayjesus christ i hate the first lunch, i just want to kill myself. then you see your friends- but not that good of friends so you just sit with each other out of desperation.
This.
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(via ayogerard)
Replace the first letter of your name with W and change all vowels to E.
wex
wvene
welle
wlexe
webe
or wergen
wtefenee
Wnne
wleere
werene
wndee
Weye
Weenee hahaha
(Source: wecanliveforeverifyougotthetime, via wakey0urmindup)
When you’re hugging all of your friends goodbye, and there’s that one person you don’t hang out with a lot and you’re like
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat, via whiskeydoughnuts)
I can’t breathe, this is too funny. A+
LOL
(Source: fulloflittlewhitelies, via joannatheho)
